When a homebody is married
to another homebody, it just might take experiencing a year like 2020 to
extract them from their recliners.
Now, talking about
going places is much easier than actually going. For years my husband and I had
toyed with the idea of attending the bean-hole dinner in Patten. We would take
the family and explore the Lumbermen’s Museum. But most important: We would
sample those beans! Someday. …
In 2020 this annual dinner
was canceled for the first time since its inception in the 1960s, which
compelled us to make the hour-plus drive in 2021. I mean, the opportunity might
vanish again; why not go while we could?
Of course, being a typical
introvert, I occasionally try to escape outings. “How much will the dinner
cost?” I wondered. “I mean, there are five of us, and then there’s admission to
the museum. Besides that, the forecast is calling for rain.”
Well, I would bow out only
if I had to, especially since some of us were really looking forward to the
trip. But if the event would turn out to be too expensive, that would give us a
good excuse to stay home and pop open some cans of Bush’s beans instead. Or if
the event would be rained out, I doubted my husband could arrange for another
day off from work on short notice. I decided to e-mail the curator about the
price and whether there would be a rain date.
Soon a reply arrived. The
dinner was included with admission, and regarding a rain date, the curator
shared the following: “We have a pavilion with tables that is used, especially
if it rains. As lumbermen didn’t reschedule a meal due to rain, neither do we.”
J
That friendly emoji at the
end of the sentence made me grin. Okay, I would unearth my new blue raincoat
from the back of my closet and hope that I could avoid dribbling bean juice all
over it. I doubt the Indians of long ago—the bean-hole originators—ever fretted
about such matters. Well, maybe the introverted Indians did.
The Penobscot Indians would
have used a recipe that called for maple syrup, bear grease—a product that
could also smooth the hair and give it a good shine—plus the all-important
beans. The Indians would dig a hole and build a fire inside. After a bed of
coals had formed, the buried beans would slowly cook in a covered pot, usually
overnight.
New England settlers learned
this baking technique from the natives; later these beans became a logging-camp
staple, often being served three times a day. And through cookbooks, word of
this dish spread, which led to a plethora of variations. So to me, this dinner
would provide not only a good dose of protein, but a tangy taste of history as
well.
Under a cloudy sky, the
second Saturday in August finally arrived. We took our rain gear, but I
wondered how I could keep my backpack dry if it actually did rain.
Finally, we arrived at the
Lumbermen’s Museum. We entered the main building and bought our tickets; then
we shuffled outdoors to the food line. This was it—the long-awaited event! Just
as the servers had finished piling my plate with coleslaw, a red hot dog, one
golden biscuit baked in a reflector oven, homemade gingerbread, and those
much-dreamed-of beans, the heavens opened up and the rain poured down—all over
my meal. Everybody scrambled around, frantically moving things under cover.
Soon we found a table; the thunder growled and the wind spat rain at us as we
ate our dinner under the pavilion.
Before I left that table,
though, I had to fulfill another cuisine dream: I needed a cup of coffee. You
know, the kind lumberjacks would drink. My husband offered to make a dash for
the desired beverage. He soon returned with a cup, plus a fistful of soggy
sugar packets and cream containers, which I gratefully accepted and poured into
my coffee. It is said that by the end of the day, you can stand a spoon upright
in the midst of that then-swampy substance. (Being introverts, though, we
planned to leave way before that could be put to the test.) Hot and hearty, my
lumber-camp coffee tasted comforting on that stormy day.
After our satisfying but
damp dinner, we wandered around, perusing the exhibits in various buildings.
The humid day refused to make up its mind, alternating between stormy and
sunny; I kept my raincoat handy. I also had my backpack to consider, which is
ample enough to accommodate a laptop, even though I do not own one. But still,
I wanted to keep the contents dry, even if they were valuable only to me. When
it rained, I first tried clutching my backpack in front of me with my raincoat
pulled together around my bag. But this made me look as if I were expecting
triplets. Then I tried wearing my backpack the usual way, draping my raincoat
over my back. But that turned my slouch into a huge hunch. (Pity it never
occurred to me to fish out the umbrella tucked away in my backpack—a valuable
tool, but only if one remembers to use it.)
By the time we reached the
final building, I wanted to rest; I waited in the shade for the others to
finish up. Ah, this was more like it. Here I could hide out, relaxing in the
shadows—an introvert’s favorite spot. Next to being at home in a recliner, of
course.